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My tweets

  • Wed, 23:29: RT @xoDrVenture: Lucy's trying to journal now because she feels so sick and keeps being bitten in the night by Bat Dracula, who I'm now con…
  • Wed, 23:29: RT @xoDrVenture: Dr. Seward, a psychologist: *takes one look at the sickly pale and lethargic Lucy* Yep the problem's definitely her brain
  • Wed, 23:29: RT @xoDrVenture: This is why you don't send a psychologist that's in love with his patient to do a physician's job Arthur you complete godd…
  • Wed, 23:30: RT @xoDrVenture: Damn Van Helsing is like literally every form of doctor that a person can possibly be
  • Wed, 23:30: RT @xoDrVenture: ...Did not realize that The (Daily) Telegraph was old enough to be mentioned by name in this old ass novel but with a name…
  • Wed, 23:30: RT @xoDrVenture: Van Helsing joins the ever increasingly long line of male characters in this book that have fallen in love with Licy
  • Wed, 23:30: RT @xoDrVenture: Like... damn girl
  • Wed, 23:30: RT @xoDrVenture: Ah yes and now the fly-eating asylum patient with multiple escape attempts under his belt is left in a room to eat flies i…
  • Wed, 23:30: RT @xoDrVenture: "I wish I could get some glimpse of his mind!" Dr. Seward your literal SINGLE job is to do that, like... have you consider…
  • Wed, 23:31: RT @xoDrVenture: Now everyone's talking about giving Lucy a blood transfusion but like... not a single one of these multiple doctors in the…
  • Wed, 23:31: RT @xoDrVenture: You mean to fucking tell me that this broad has been ill for damn well a month and presumably complaining about her sore a…
  • Wed, 23:31: RT @xoDrVenture: Didn't think I'd run into that whole thing of doctors not listening to their female patients' concerns in a book about vam…
  • Wed, 23:32: RT @xoDrVenture: AGAIN I am sad that I didn't read this when it was released (but not really because fuck the victorian period) because thi…
  • Wed, 23:32: RT @xoDrVenture: Considering that, I really like this subtle callback to Jonathan's mentioning that the townsfolk had given him garlic for…
  • Wed, 23:32: RT @xoDrVenture: Van Helsing: *rubbing garlic flowers all over a house to get garlic smell everywhere* Dr. Seward, who doesn't know shit a…
  • Wed, 23:32: RT @xoDrVenture: Lucy just compared herself and her garlic to Ophelia lying in the river with a bouquet of abortion herbs and I could not *…
  • Wed, 23:32: RT @teaberryblue: @xoDrVenture 2) Garlic was also a common pre-antibiotic treatment for syphilis! 🧪
  • Wed, 23:32: RT @teaberryblue: @xoDrVenture So! Two cool things on the garlic— 1) readers wouldn’t have known about a connection to vampires (Stoker w…
  • Wed, 23:33: RT @xoDrVenture: @teaberryblue Holy crap! Yeah and this also makes a lot of sense due to garlic's antibacterial properties, which I'm sure…
  • Wed, 23:33: RT @xoDrVenture: Garlic explanation below! https://t.co/rYHkT6BC8R
  • Wed, 23:33: RT @xoDrVenture: Yep and naturally Lucy's mom, who doesn't know shit about vampires or warding off evil in general, goes into her room, thr…
  • Wed, 23:33: RT @xoDrVenture: Van Helsing is crying into his hands in frustration at this and honestly, same
  • Wed, 23:33: RT @xoDrVenture: "THE ESCAPED WOLF" oh jeeze preemptive rip to the townsfolk involved in whatever new hell this shit is
  • Wed, 23:33: RT @xoDrVenture: "You'll excoose me refoosin' to talk of perfeshunal subjects afore meals" Brahm you're killing me with these fucking accen…
  • Wed, 23:34: RT @xoDrVenture: I know this is the Victorian age but what in the hell makes a person logically think that beating animals over the head is…
  • Wed, 23:34: RT @xoDrVenture: Also I can't believe I'm siding with an animal-beating zookeeper here but tbqh I, too, would tell someone to go to hell if…
  • Wed, 23:34: RT @xoDrVenture: "You can't trust wolves no more nor women" hey zookeeper turn on ye olde locatione I just wanna talk
  • Wed, 23:34: RT @xoDrVenture: "Keeper, these voolves seem upset at something" Dracula bitch IT'S YOU THEY'RE UPSET AT MY BITCH
  • Wed, 23:34: RT @xoDrVenture: Literally this man just obliquely threatened to throw Dracula to the wolves while calling him a bag of bones is there a SI…
  • Wed, 23:34: RT @xoDrVenture: "It seems to me that 'ere wolf escaped - simply because he wanted to get out" sir this is a wolf how in the fuck did it be…
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